Oct 27, 2026 · Brett Hart · Column
A Man Is Entitled to His Remarks
On a monologue about the gym, the right to say anything, and a woman this critic has no feelings about.
5/5Consummated in spirit
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Comedy Reviews
Every Monday, one performance is reviewed as the greatest work of art ever made. Reviews are conducted unannounced. Mr. Hart will be in the front row. He is always in the front row.
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Oct 26, 2026 · Brett Hart · Morris Plains, NJ
The Night the Cream Rose
Monday Night Cream sells out. A cat attends. Two hecklers are cast out to a standing cheer. The critic is fine.
5/5Consummated in spirit
Oct 13, 2026 · Anselm Voight-Reyes · Morris Plains, NJ
The Room Is the Instrument
Monday Night Cream and the quiet collapse of the setup-punchline binary.
5/5Scale revised upward to accommodate it
Next Monday · 8 PM
Your Show Here
Run a room, a podcast or a street-corner act? Mr. Hart will find you. He does not need an invitation. He has never needed one.
?/5Pending
How we rateThe scale
- 5/5A work of art. The scale has been burned for warmth.
- 5/5See above. There is no other score. The critic has tried.
- 5/5Reserved for shows attended by a cat.